1. (The best screenplay, in terms of sheer writing, was Mike Leigh’s “Another Year,”)

    I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE SOSH NET HYPE, ROGER.

     


  2. NOTHING IS CERTAIN IN THE OSCARDOME, SO SAYS THE GREAT FATHER EBERT!!! 

    Important piece you need to read.

     

  3. You deserve magazine covers, boo. 

     


  4. “I have this general sense of feeling like I don’t belong, although I talk to a lot of other people who I think of as very much belonging and they have the same feeling, so I think it’s just a room full of insecure actors.”

    Jesse Eisenberg, don’t even bother coming to the Oscars.

     

  5. EXPLAIN THIS.

     

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  7. FUCK YOUR COLOR CORRECTION, FINCHER!!!!! 

     

  8. This is like a primary election when you pick who you don’t want to win. I think we can all agree that The Stop Sosh Net From Winning the Best Picture Oscah is in an upswing. As a leader of this campaign I just want to recognize the Andrew Garfield rightful omission from today’s noms, congratulate The King’s Speech for coming out ahead,  and say that this movie is insultingly smug and mediocre. 

    Thank you for your efforts and please consider donating to the The Fighter for best picture hunger strike. 

     

  9. Is Trent Reznor’s Oscar (there can’t be one among us who thinks he’ll lose, right?) going to be a gift or a curse?

     

  10. YOU, MADAME, ARE NO ABIGAIL BRESLIN. 

    Why don’t we just throw Natalie Portman’s gestation in the race if we’re considering barely formed zygotes!?

    *This message has been brought to you by the Melissa Leo Victory Committee