1. 25 Feb


    luv u

    luv u

     

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  3. 24 Feb



    HYPOTHETICAL

    What if Marion Cotillard wins and the Artist bro gives her the award and they speak to America in French about how 9/11 was a hoax and the moon landing was staged?

    Will Wahlberg storm the stage and citizen’s arrest them for terrorism?

     

  4. 24 Feb


    IMPORTANT POINTS OF ORDER

    1. Bradley Cooper’s part in the BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR was originally written for Mark Wahlberg by his bro David O Russy. But Cooper was willing to do the part for 900k and O Russell gave him the part. SO. When Jennifer for Lawrence wins for SLP she will be there all succulent and supple with her smokey voice and buxomness and she will be like, “oh my god, oh my god” and she will thank Bradley Cooper so the question is: HOW WILL THIS MAKE MARK WAHLBERG FEEL?

    2. UGH THE ARTIST BRO WILL COME OUT AND PRESENT J. LAW WITH HER OSCAR AND WE WILL ALL FEEL SHAME FOR GIVING THAT BUNNY FART MOVIE ANYTHING!!!

    3. Will Paz be invited to any parties? Will QT pretend not to know her because she asked him for money too many times??? Will there be TV there and will they feel small and puffy???

    4. Will anybody even talk to Joaquin?? Can they trust him? Or are they like “NEVER AGAIN” will casey affleck be there to support his bro and then will Joaquin hang out with him smoking and sneering at all the other “normies”?

    5. Do I want to have sex with Justin Theroux, yes or yes??

     

  5. 24 Feb


    all night

    all night

     

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  7. 24 Feb


    “I mean, I thought we were in show business. People can say I dressed like a fool, I don’t have good taste. It’s not about good or bad clothes; it’s about freedom.” MISS THIS HOT BITCH

    “I mean, I thought we were in show business. People can say I dressed like a fool, I don’t have good taste. It’s not about good or bad clothes; it’s about freedom.”

    MISS THIS HOT BITCH

     

  8. 18 Feb


    WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT TO LOVE YOU, ASIAN COMMERCIAL MAKING LEO????

     

  9. 18 Feb


    Winner of Best Hat in a Motion Picture Worn By Russell Crowe.

    Winner of Best Hat in a Motion Picture Worn By Russell Crowe.

     

  10. 17 Feb


    HAS COLIN FIRTH EVER DONE SNL??? WOULD DAY LEWIS?? IT IS UTTERLY UNDIGNIFIED!! WALTZ, HEAR US! AS THE 2013 TOKEN EUROPEAN NOMINEE YOU NEED TO PLAY ON YOUR STRENGTH AS A TERRIFYING AUSTRIAN! SPELL IT LIKE “THEATRE”! REFUSE INTERVIEWS NOT CONDUCTED AT THE OPERA HOUSE!! PUT MILK IN YOUR TEA AND SUCK IT OUT OF A SAUCER WHILST LISTENING TO CHOPIN IN YOUR AUSTERE BONE-WHITE VIENNESE MANSION!! DON’T YEILD TO THE SAMBERG MACHINE!! WE ALMOST JUST FORGOT ABOUT THE GREEN HORNET. DON’T RUIN THIS!!!

    HAS COLIN FIRTH EVER DONE SNL???

    WOULD DAY LEWIS??

    IT IS UTTERLY UNDIGNIFIED!!

    WALTZ, HEAR US! AS THE 2013 TOKEN EUROPEAN NOMINEE YOU NEED TO PLAY ON YOUR STRENGTH AS A TERRIFYING AUSTRIAN! SPELL IT LIKE “THEATRE”! REFUSE INTERVIEWS NOT CONDUCTED AT THE OPERA HOUSE!! PUT MILK IN YOUR TEA AND SUCK IT OUT OF A SAUCER WHILST LISTENING TO CHOPIN IN YOUR AUSTERE BONE-WHITE VIENNESE MANSION!! DON’T YEILD TO THE SAMBERG MACHINE!!

    WE ALMOST JUST FORGOT ABOUT THE GREEN HORNET. DON’T RUIN THIS!!!